15. It's time to see other people
Sorry but you're not worth my time to even call you and break up with you. Have a nice life though.
14. The Wrong Number Breakup
Wake up in the morning and find this on your phone one is set up to have a bad day for sure. This is an easy and most definitely funniest way to break up with someone. Something tells us that this is no accident.
13. First comes Love, then Breakup
It's sad that breakup is done over a text but what is more sad is that it is a husband who is in the next room! 'Sorry hon!, it wasn't meant for you so um what's for dinner?'
12. Bad Hair Day
This is proof that bad hair days are real. And apparently the root of all relationship problems.
11. The insecure breakup
It's sad that person hopes their boo thang is breaking up with them because they are to scared to do it themselves.
10. How this breakup Text Sound?
We can only guess the response to this text. *dropsmic or crickets. Thank god this person is not doing it face to face.
9. Knock-Knock.. Who's there?... Single Life
A person would not know if they want to laugh or throw their phone if this message showed up on their phone. It's a way to make light of things I guess if you have a sick sense of humor.
8. Oh Baby!
Learn how to spell before you try to pretend that the person who text you has the wrong number.
7. By the Way.. How Are You Taking The Breakup?
When you let your best friend know he/she is about to break up with someone, make sure you tell them not to say a thing until you actually call them and say it's over. It is a good way to get out of breaking up with the other person face to face.
6. The Grow Up.. Then We Can Talk Text
Wow! what a great way to get dumped is through a text and to find out your stuff will probably be outside if you attempt to come home is pretty embarrassing.
5. ILY.. also known as I'm Leaving You
Be really careful what you ask for. Everyday there is a new way of shortening sentences on texts so I would suggest getting to know all of the lingo so you will not have one of these moments.
4. Your Father Made Me Do It! Breakup Text.
It's uber embarrassing when you call your girl by the wrong name, it's especially embarrassing when the father gets the message instead. 'Are you sure you didn't name her Caitlin?'
3. You Will Never Find Another
That is the first thing a lot of people say after getting dumped in an embarrassing way. Perfect response - 'duh, that's the point of the breakup!' Classic.
2. The "We Need To Talk" Text
Those four words do not sound good in person or on a text no matter how you put it. As soon as you see this on your phone - please delete and keep it moving. Safe yourself the embarrassment.
1. The "I'll ask My Ex on a Date" Text
This is almost cute in a way. However it is still hilarious and rude at the same time. Your boo thang breaks up with you and then asks you out on a date, what would you do? I would go out and make him pay for everything then dump him over a text. Payback!
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